Soft Porn Physics = Fun with Majorettes

ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ahahaha...
"Androcles" <Headmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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[Egral] aka <actionintegral@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| actionintegral@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
| Suppose you are riding a majorette.

[Andro]
The chance would be fine thing.
Do you know any majorettes as old as me?

[Egral]
| You have an internal frequency.

[Andro]
Not for riding majorettes, the frequency is zero.
After you pass a certain point your frequency
diminishesand you roll over and go to sleep.

[hanson]
Andro, you are the 1st one in some 30 posts who broke
the silence that Egral had the rest of the posters going
and kept them on a roll by him having posted a pair of
*****-sweat stained panties** and a baton by which
he kept on leading them around with frequency... ahaha...
http://www.majorettes.ca/images/U903837INP.jpg ...
.....which finally prompted Andro to post below an all time
classic tale of a WET DREAM.... ahahahaha...
Thanks for the laughs, dudes.... ahahahanson

[Andro]
I was on the Thames embankment (I'm quite familiar with London)
and feeling rather tired I lay on the parapet alongside the river to rest.
Well... I fell asleep... before long I started to dream, when I
was suddenly woken by someone shaking my arm. I hate being
woken like that, so I grunted and tried to go back to sleep.
My arm was shaken again, so I opened my eyes and a pretty young
woman was looking at me with big eyes and said "Are you ok?"
"Yeah", says I, "leave me alone".
"I can't do that", she said, "if you are that tired come with
me and I'll find somewhere for you to sleep for the night".
I thought about it, and realised other do-gooders wouldn't
leave me alone if I stayed where I was so I said "Ok".
She took to me to a flat in Chelsea, gave me a supper and
after I'd eaten she pointed to the bedroom. Well... there
was only one bed, and as she started to undress I realised
she meant for me to sleep there. So I undressed, but said
"I'm a gentleman. I'll face the wall and keep on this side."
She made no reply, so we both got in bed and I did what
I said I'd do.
I was about to fall asleep again when she said "Aren't
you going to roll over and give me a kiss?"
I rolled over and fell in the Thames.
Androcles





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