8 lessons on shooting engineers

Lessons learnt on shooting engineers:

1- You can shoot engineers dead, then take a
nap, take a restroom break, sit at your
computer and send pictures and videos to NBC,
then go back shoot more engineers dead.

2- You can shoot engineers dead while the
police force engineers could muster to
protect them is hearing you from a safe
distance without shooting one bullet at you.

3- You can shoot engineers dead one at a
time, one by one, one after another, and tens
of them at the same spot, while other
engineers present are "hiding" below their
little desks exchanging glances with you
while you're shooting them dead.

4- You can shoot engineers dead, stop and
reload, then shoot more engineers dead while
they patiently wait for you to reload and
shoot more of them dead.

5- You can shoot the fleeing engineers dead
after they let go of the classroom door their
professor is trying to hold closed against
you.

6- You can shoot tens and tens of engineers
dead one by one if you have one hand, one
leg, one gun, one eye, but on one condition: You
must have, exactly, as many 22 caliber
bullets as there are engineers there for you
to shoot dead.

7- You can tell engineers for two full years
that you want to shoot them dead, then at the
end of that period go buy your gun, buy your
ammo, buy as many spare magazines that you
ever have money for, then go shoot them
dead.

8- You can shoot engineers dead until you
decide to stop shooting engineers dead.


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"Beauty is the first test."

- Godfrey Hardy
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