Re: 8 lessons on shooting engineers

On Apr 21, 1:46 pm, BioFreak <BioFr...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:19:05 -0500, BioFreak wrote:
Lessons learnt on shooting engineers:

Ah, yet one more lesson:

Lessons we learnt on shooting engineers dead:

1- You can shoot engineers dead, then take a
nap, take a restroom break, sit at your
computer send pictures and videos to NBC,
then go back shoot more engineers dead.

2- You can shoot engineers dead while other
engineers hold meetings to decide how to let
the engineers know that someone is shooting
them dead.

3- You can shoot engineers dead while the
police force protecting the engineers is
hearing you from a safe distance and without
shooting one bullet at you.

4- You can shoot engineers dead one at a
time, one by one, one after another, and tens
of them at the same spot, while other
engineers present are "hiding" below their
little desks exchanging glances with you
as you shoot them dead.

5- You can shoot engineers dead, stop and
reload, then shoot more engineers dead while
they patiently wait for you to reload to
shoot more of them dead.

6- You can shoot the fleeing engineers dead
after they let go of the classroom door their
professor is trying to hold closed against
you.

7- You can shoot tens and tens of engineers
dead one after another if you have one hand,
one leg, one gun, one eye, and one condition:
You must have as many 22 caliber bullets with
you as there are engineers there for you to
shoot dead.

8- You can tell engineers for two full years,
"I want to shoot you dead," then at the end
of that period go buy your gun, your ammo,
and as many spare magazines that you ever
have money for, then go actually shoot them
dead.

9- You can shoot engineers dead until you
stop shooting engineers dead.

--

"har mes ke be kimiyA resad zar gardad"

--

"haftA dokhtare kuro yesA'ate showhar mideh."

Have sumthin' agin engineers, do ya?

.

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