I thought you guys were on the ball.

I don't get it. Where is my bluetooth keyboard for my camera mp3
player phone?

http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=ca&lc=en&ver=4000&template=pp1&zone=pp&view=accessories

Tell me this is just all a big mistake.

I was going to write you people some science fiction in the park, and
I figure well I will just get a small collapsible bluetooth keyboard,
and just use my phone. It has 4 gig of memory and runs all the
software I need to do a bit of writing, then I don't have to lug a lap
top around.

I am fed up, with trying to text message like teenager ok?

push the telepad 4 times for this and twice for that, this is not
progress people.

I want a foldup bluetooth keyboard, that fits in my pocket and has
suction cups under it, and I don't need it to go click, like the
shutter on the camera does in silent mode.
What does silent mode mean to you people?

Here is the plot...

Simple country folk, young character discovers that what he thought
was just his planet and his home, is actually a very old miniature
dyson sphere, orbitting Saturn, as one of its moons.

But without the proper tools, how is a person supposed to work?

I could be on the beach, listening to music, answering the phone, text
messaging, writing my book, and taking pictures of girls in bikinis.

I can't believe no one thought of that.

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