Re: pick a power
- From: Uncle Al <UncleAl0@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:34:34 -0700
Igor wrote:
On Jul 15, 9:20 am, uri <dann...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Pick a powert from the list
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_superpowers
I think i would choose flight, super-speed and intangibility. I need
powers which will allow me to go to Canada without government
permission. This way i could bypass border police and not be seen.
Getting away from the government can be a difficult task but with
superpowers i won't have any problem. The ability to fly without a
plane, to defy gravity and not being confined to the earth is a human
dream. With the power of flight i could fly to any place on earth i
want to without government approval. I won't need a plane or any other
flying machine. I could fly great distances so i could reach every
place on earth. With super-speed i can arrive in a matter of seconds
to every place on earth, no matter how far. With intangibility i could
phase through any object including bullets or fire without harm. I
could not be seen, touched or confined in a prison.
i
Why would you need superpowers? It's only the world's longest
unprotected border for gosh sakes.
All the idiot needs is Frog Power. French Canukistan will happily
admit anything with pale skin and casual personal hygiene. Anything a
bidet does not target is FOB Montreal.
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