Bert and T.J.'s outlandish, unverifiable claims.

While I give high marks to both you ( Bert ) and T.J.,
there is one thing that bothers me...
You both make outlandish, unverifiable claims.

With you it's:

A. Your world's fastest strobe.

B. “ Top secret ”, “ fountain of youth ” pills,
initially funded by taxpayer dollars
and published in unnamed “ science journals ”.

C. Mafia hit-men lurking at every corner,
operating at the highest levels of government.

D. Your 7 giga dollar nuclear fusion project.

E. Your similarities to Malcolm Glazer with his
Herbert Bush connections, Manchester Buccaneers,
Florida/Caribbean real estate, Omega fish-oil, etc.
http://Images.Forbes.COM/media/lists/10/2006/48ZS.jpg

With T.J. it's his talk of:

A. His plans to “ end the oil age ”, thus dominating Wall Street.

B. His millions of 250 m.p.g. engines stored on ships,
with plans to put them in super-custom cars/S.U.V.'s
( via Cerberus, Peguform, GDX, GMAC finance, and Chrysler ).

C. His clear, superconducting, harder than diamonds, steel.

D. His “ Sigless GPS ” which needs no external, man-made signals.

E. The tons of gold he keeps digging up all over the place.

F. Talk of being John Fredriksen, pictured here:
http://multimedia.nhst.no/www.dn.no/archive/00088/Hb-John_Fredriksen_88643h.jpg
Tor Olav “ Troy ” Trøim:
http://multimedia.nhst.no/www.dn.no/archive/00084/HB__Tor_Olav_Tr_im_84482h.jpg

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