Re: Eric Gisse take heed: .... Re: grants

On Jul 20, 9:14 am, Eric Gisse <jowr...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Jul 19, 3:18 pm, "Androcles" <Headmas...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

John Parker, B.A., M.Sc., Ph.D. (Androcles, and titles mean nothing
except to find work!)

Maybe if they were real they would mean something.

Mean the most when they are real and you make a living building rustic
furniture or throwing utilitarian pottery.
A Ph.D. in biochemistry will definitely give such a business a touch
of "class"!

However, if a person is determined to somehow get a grant, I would
suggest to Bob (and Eric) that a "review of the literature" is likely
the most laughably time-wasting thing to do. Instead one has to show
some real intelligence and ability and use that time to make a list of
every high official you know even remotely acquainted with any
position of authority with regard to "grants" and then use that list
to plant your nose firmly in the ass of each one. Then, possibly, you
might get some small grant. Since a "grant" implies tax money, which
equals "free money" the actual topic of your "study" is of no
importance.

.

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