Why Relativity Monkeys Are Stumped by A Simple Paradox


For a century now, relativity monkeys have perfected their answer to the
standard twin paradox. But a little change in the paramteres of the
paradox, and they all scratch their tummies, and disappear into the
trees. They will rehash the old twin paradox, or the train embankment
analyses, or divert the topic, instead of addressing the new and
simpler paradox. Why, we ask? Simply because the loopholes are no
longer there. They see that relativity is wrong, and their monkey
brains, conditioned from a century of false logic, shut down.

How long will it take for the Relativity Monkeys to evolve to humans
and grasp the error of their ways? Let us hope we can find the smarter
among them. Let us see who answers this first correctly!

TWINS A AND B LEAVE TWO PLANETS AND TRAVEL AT CONSTANT VELOCITY TOWARDS
EACH OTHER AT TOTAL RELATIVE VELOCITY V. TWIN A SEES B MOVING TOWARDS
HIM AND AGING SLOWER, AND VICE VERSA. WHEN THEY FINALLY MEET, WHO IS
YOUNGER?


-Note: Please explain your answer. No monkey one liners without
explanation please.-




--
Strich 9
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