Looking for sientists willing to confirm the existance of The Santa Clause using the sientific group think

Are you to sick of walking diplomas gaming the physics laws? Have you
read onetomanny publications confirming global warming? Pancake
theories? Magic bullets? Hockysticks?

***Then the project to confirm the clause of Santa is is for you.***

I have already gathered empirical evidence the tooth fairy exists.
Using conversation of money moments I can suspend additional facts
thus therefor stretch this truth for as long as I will. Assuming truth
is not zero in widht and height this of course means there can be as
much truth as I like AND for undefinate durration.

Of course this is just a lone theory at the moment but with your help
we can bring it to live by the power of consensus.

From this theorem we can easily derive The santaclause to be equally
real as-in perfect symetry. Just like the tooth fairy the emperical
evidence is easy to acquire but not needed per oxhams razeurs divine
simplicity. Getting the gifts into the sock can quite easily be
explained using the revolutionairy magic bullet science.

I'm not kidding, we the real sientists are going to earn a fortune
writing books, giving congresses, I envision government funding hot
fusion and the particle coliders can only dream of.

Great books have been written for kids disclosing the horrors of the
warmings of the globe. Our story is so much better. It will provide
the best bed time papers ever published.

You don't have to use your real name, in fact it is encurraged to list
all kinds of sientists as-if participants in our research without
asking them. I'm sure all possible court cases will only work in our
advantage. The point is not infinitly small.

Subscribe to the new physics below.

The "Santa truth" program is born!

hallelujah!


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