Re: Lost in space: Bill Clinton’s memoirs

From: OM (om_at_our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_research_facility.org)
Date: 06/30/04 

Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 22:14:45 -0500

On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 21:56:06 -0500, Pat Flannery <flanner@daktel.com>
wrote:

>"Oompa-Loompa, here is our song...
>All about Bill and his twisted dong.

"All about Bill and his wandering schlong" works better with the beat
of the song, Pat.

>What do you get from a brunette intern?
>A hum job during your second term.
>Oompa-Loompa, Bill got impeached...
>But Kenneth Starr way overreached.
>Should you throw stones in a House made of glass?
>Only if you want your speaker tossed out on his ass.
>Oompa-Loompa, Bill wrote his book....
>And the bestseller's list first place he took.
>Do you think Monica will write a book too?
>Probably one about the president she blew.
>Oompa-Loompa, our song is now done...
>Compared to Iraq, sex scandals are fun."

...Keyboard, Mouse *and* Monitor!

                                OM 

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