Re: FWD: Latest update on Pat "Nine Toes" Flannery

On Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:39:57 -0600, Pat Flannery <flanner@xxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>8. No women with children, as that adds a great deal of complexity to
>any relationship.*

OM's Corollary to this rule: The exception is when the kid or kids
have the exact same hobbies/interests as you do, especially if it's
model building, collecting comics, or wasting hours playing Doom,
Unreal Tournament, Quake, or *especially* Carmageddon 2 but -not-
TDR. These act as an incredible icebreaker that lets the offspring
know that even though you're boffing their mom in place of their dad,
you're obviously an OK guy because you can *** around on *their*
level as well.

Note that the positive effects *double* when you set up an internal
network to facilitate UT deathmatches...

OM
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