Re: Big Bertha Thing unified
- From: Pat Flannery <flanner@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:12:04 -0600
Tony Lance wrote:
Big Bertha Thing unified
It's gaining in intensity...it's still incomprehensible, but now it's heading toward nuclear fusion instead of gyroscopes and wheelbarrows; and two thoughtquakes have occurred in as many days.
The eruption may be just around the corner.
"Just yesterday a Canadian Goose flew ass-backwards over the apartment, and frightful was its call:
'Trouble, trouble, trouble, eh? Trouble unto the children of men, who are a bunch of hosers. The Molson's you drink shall taste as sweet as honey in your mouth, but shall turn into bitter wormwood in your stomach, once you chug it down.'
Then behold, four Airspeed Horsas glided over, and one was pale and had a congressional subpoena trailing behind it, and upon the ground I saw a Bush that had once thought itself mighty. And yea, there was a Turdblossom next to the Bush, and it was withered. And the withering of the Turdblossom did spread to the Bush, and it too cankered away. And a woman lustful of power did arise from the blighted ground, and her face was that of a donkey, and she was wed of an ass. She was the Horror Of Babylon, and many did cleave to her in their sorrow over their lost children, slain of the prideful Bush. Yet a Newt whispered foul words in her ear, and she did listen unto it."
(In the next chapter, The King Of Persia shall misplace a great and mighty weapon that he knew the location of just the night before.)
Pat
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