Re: Hoagland Attacks JimO over Apollo Coverup!!!



otakenjinospam@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
The JPL Solar System Ambassador Program is not a paid NASA position.

In that case, I may have to sign up! My presentation: "Men Or Monkeys For Mars?" is bound to be a hit at schools everywhere, particularly the videos of the Bonobos mating in simulated Martian gravity.
The discussion of the 1965 Kecksburg, Pa.UFO sighting and the cover-up by NASA that it was a prototype Soyuz with three Soviet chimpanzees in it (Vlad, Joe, and Nikita), who were defecting (or it may be "defecating" - my photocopies of secret NASA documents are a bit smudged at that point, possibly with chimpanzee feces) will finally blow the lid off of the real reason they were so hesitant to fly monkeys into space again...anyway, that whole thing is bound to come out any day now anyway: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071026/ap_on_go_ot/ufo_nasa

Solar System Ambassadors are unpaid volunteers. Volunteers are not
"fired" from JPL. They can be dismissed, though.

And that's just what will happen to me after I show the secret Apollo astronaut photos of Boris The Moon Monkey's dead (and naked) body on the Moon: http://www.astronautix.com/astros/bormp504.htm, and follow that up by giving the sixth grade girls free birth control pills, the boys free banana-flavored condoms, and both groups copies of my new book "Bonobo Sex Secrets".
Then I'll explain the whole thing on "Coast to Coast" radio and make a fortune off the book's sales.
Crazy? Crazy like a Pygmy Marmoset! :-)

Pat
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