Re: Water on Mars



Alan Erskine wrote:
Well, I'll have you know this Mr. Erskine...there are over ten thousand gay firemen in Australia.
And when I send them emails about you...you know what keeps coming up?
No, not that.

I have no idea, but I've got a feeling you'll tell us anyway.

You know what would be _really_ fun to do?
And put your insulter in his deserved place?
Come up with a contest on sci.space.history for the person who can write the best and funniest "Alan Erskine Insult Posting".
You know, something like this:

"BOOGERS DISCOVERED ON MARS"
"Alan Erskine eats his own boogers!
And not only does Alan Erskine eat his own boogers, he eats other people's boogers as well!
All about boogers and the booger-eating Alan Erskine!: http://library.thinkquest.org/J0112390/Boogers.htm "

Oh, I'd have a field day with this one.
By the time I'd be done with it, you'd be accused of having sexual relations with a bowl of Chinese bird's-nest soup - so you could slake your warped lust on it - and then not tipping the waiter who brought it to you.

And you know why you you wouldn't tip him?

Because that's just the way you are, Erskine.

You damned ***...you damned perverted and evil soup-fucking ***, Erskine! :-D :-D :-D

Pat
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