Re: First pictures from Titan

From: Fred J. McCall (fmccall_at_earthlink.net)
Date: 01/22/05


Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 05:19:33 GMT


"George" <george@wtfiswrongwithyou.com> wrote:

:
:"Fred J. McCall" <fmccall@earthlink.net> wrote in message
:news:cuf2v0d3oq5685cg7holdehagaslab4fpv@4ax.com...
:> Aidan Karley <aidan@mynameplus1.demon.co.uk.invalid> wrote:
:>
:> :In article <griru012c2med1vpk9869b98t14s5oahtf@4ax.com>, Fred J. McCall
:> :wrote:
:> :> :> :> If your oxygen tank was to leak, would you spontaneously combust?
:> :> :> :
:> :> :> :Do your trousers catch fire every time you fart? There's your answer.
:> :> :>
:> :> :> Well, yes, but that's from the sparks caused by my steel balls
:> :> :> clicking together....
:> :> :>
:> :> : Cut off one of the steel balls and get it replaced with a brass
:> :> :one then.
:> :>
:> :> But where would I find a knife that huge?
:> :>
:> : You use a piece of string and a two pencils. The string is looped
:> :around the thing to be cut, then the ends tied to the pencils; you then pull
:> :the string in one direction then the other and eventually you'll have cut
:> :off the offending protrusion. Pain may be experienced.
:>
:> Ah, but where will I find a string that strong (have to use titanium
:> wire or something) or pencils that even approximate the size of mine?
:
:You have a point. Do they even make pencils that small? :-o

Well, I wouldn't expect you to know anything about 'pencils', given
that you don't have any 'lead' in yours.

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