Re: Noah didn't fill the ark with gay animals

From: Joe Strout (joe_at_strout.net)
Date: 02/25/05 

Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 10:48:41 -0600

In article <8pht488bf0av$.dlg@prague.czechoslovakia.cz>,
 Maaxx <maaxx@xrs.net> wrote:

> Which is a non-sequitur, for only people have free will and are able to
> choose to live such a sinful life.

Ah, so when animals engage in homosexual relations, it's not their free
choice -- it must be God's doing then.

<http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1200/is_n1_v151/ai_19027025>
<http://www.answers.com/topic/homosexuality-in-animals>

That's a little funny though; since this is such sinful behavior, and
since this is God's choice, I guess it's God that's engaging in sin.
Hmm, thanks for clearing that up for me!

> But the idea stands, space missions should be staffed by married, fertile
> couples.

That's a reasonable idea. Ooh, and if they include some cameras in the
bedrooms and showers, they could make a reality show out of it,
offsetting the cost of the mission via advertising and marketing
spin-offs.

> Despite being a Godless Communist hellhole, China does come up with some
> good things. I believe it was Mao who came up with the plan to have planes
> full of young, married, educated Chinese always in flight (about 50,000) so
> that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, a core cadre of Chinese would be
> available to rebuild society. Similarly, if some kind of disaster occurred
> while a fertile young married couple was in space, they would be able to
> land and repopulate the Earth. It only took Noah and his family a few
> centuries to do this. It's a small insurance policy that NASA should pursue.

All right, I give up. This paragraph is funnier all by itself than
anything I can think of to add!

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