Re: High Speed Transit - Hot Buttered Cats

On Feb 3, 1:32 am, William Elliot <m...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
0n Fri, 2 Feb 2007, Williamknowsbest wrote:





FACT:
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet,

FACT
When toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing
down.

PROPOSAL:

Strap buttered toast to the back of a cat;

Obviously, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground.

With a giant buttered cat array, and linoleum bottomed trains, a high-
speed monorail would easily link New York with Chicago.

Cat breeding, butter and toast supplies, along with research on the
longevity of toast in the operating environment are open issues.
Also, the feeding of the cats and maintenance of a proper thickness of
butter on the toast, along with replacement of older or worn acts in
the array, is only problem I can see.

Cats will lick the butter off of the toast.



Since with proper tooling the training required of labor to feed and
raise cats, make and butter toast is rather low, this program helps
provide high-paying jobs to mahy who are presently unemployed in
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Doh! Clearly the cats must be trained appropriately. This will add
to the cost.

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