Re: ~ The J F M e z e i FAQ ~

From: Nomen Nescio (nobody_at_dizum.com)
Date: 12/02/04 

Date: Thu,  2 Dec 2004 17:20:04 +0100 (CET)

Gregory Morrow <gregorymorrowLUCKBEALADYTONIGHT@earthlink.net> wrote:

>Wow! Thanks for the heads up, Nomen!

Oops! You quoted the whole FAQ to all the groups ... Mezei is going to have a
heart attack!
Hope this time it's fatal :-)

Hey, aren't you supposed to be me or I'm supposed to be you???

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:d28d57600167d10e950c256206a6313a@dizum.com...
> FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
> About
> JF MEZEI
>
> The "nobody" troll of rec.travel.air and "John Doe" troll of the
> sci.space.* newsgroups.
>
> (Rev. Nov. 16, 2004)
>
> Written by:
>
> Darrell Larose
> 121 Northwestern Ave
> Ottawa, ON K1Y 0M1
> (613) 725-0245
> cota348@rogers.com
> ad607@FreeNet.Carleton.CA
>
> 1. Who is JF Mezei?
>
> Jean-Francois Mezei is the worst netkook and megatroll to have ever
> hit rec.travel.air and various other usenet newsgroups. He is also
> one of the longest running trolls in usenet history.
>
> ***WARNING: JF MEZEI IS A ROGUE CANCELLER. HE FORGES THE NAME AND
> E-MAIL ADDRESS OF USENET POSTERS HE DOES NOT AGREE WITH AND CANCELS
> THEIR MESSAGES.***
>
> If you participate in the same newsgroups he does, you should monitor
> the control.cancel newsgroup. If you find that he has cancelled your
> messages, forward a copies of them to abuse@teksavvy.com and
> abuse@teranews.com .
>
> 2. How long has he been trolling?
>
> For well over a decade.
>
> 3. Where does he live?
>
> Montreal, Quebec, Canada
>
> Jean-Francois Mezei
> 86 Harwood Gate
> Beaconsfield, QC H9W3A3
> (514) 695-8259
>
> His current e-mail address is jfmezei@teksavvy.com
>
> 4. What makes him such a malicious troll?
>
> His trolling is constant, repetitious, relentless. Once he invades
> your newsgroup he will stay for decades, troll around the clock, day
> in and day out, every day of the year, for years and years on end. He
> does not listen to pleas to stop, he does not listen to anything
> anyone tells him, he does not pay attention when the
> misinformation/disinformation he posts is corrected, he just goes
> right on trolling year in, year out like a little child holding his
> ears closed while yelling "I can't hear you, I can't hear anything you
> say!"
>
> 5. What does he troll about?
>
> His favorite subjects are USA-bashing and anything to do with sex. He
> hates the USA and Americans and will hijack any thread and turn it
> into a USA-bashing fest. If he can't do that then he'll just start
> making lewd posts.
>
> 6. What does he hate about the USA?
>
> Everything! He is part of a larger group of Canadian trolls who have
> a visceral hatred of the USA, motivated by envy mostly. The USA is a
> happier, better, more successful version of their country and they
> can't stand it. Some of JF's favorite troll bait is "the Bush
> regime", "the Bush-Rumsfeld-Wolfowitz axis of evil", "Americans are
> brainwashed", "Cars are evil", "SUVs are evil", "all Americans are
> stupid" etc.
>
> 7. What about his sexual trolling?
>
> Ah, that is JF at his trolling best. No sexual topic is too bizarre.
> Among his favorites are child sexuality, masturbation, women's
> genitalia, sex toys, circumcision, the sex lives of Americans (of
> course) ... the list is endless.
>
> 8. Circumcision???
>
> Yes, JF trolled the circumcision newsgroups for years. He still likes
> to insert circumcision into his trolling every now and then.
> Apparently, JF was traumatized as a child because his parents, poor
> Hungarian immigrants to Canada, left him uncircumcised when he was
> born, as is the custom in most of the world. Growing up in Canada
> where male infant circumcision was prevalent at the time, he was
> psychologically scarred (so he claims). As soon as he could he
> arranged to get himself snipped, and then joined the brigades of
> circumcision proselytizers in the newsgroups advocating the joys of a
> free willy. His main argument is how much better he was able to
> masturbate after getting circumcised without that "pesky foreskin"
> getting in the way of his enjoyment, and he has made it his mission in
> life to spread the circumcision gospel.
>
> 9. What's his interest in child sexuality? That sounds kind of
> freaky.
>
> Well, everything having to do with Mezei *is* freaky. Among the
> subjects dear to his heart are the genitals of little boys and girls,
> especially little boy's foreskins (and how tight they are) and little
> girls' hymens. He is also a tireless activist and advocate that
> children should be taught to masturbate early on so that they don't
> grow up "sexually repressed like Americans".
>
> He also counsels all parents of boys that they constantly check their
> little boys' penises and foreskins frequently to ensure a good fit,
> proper movement, and that they be able to masturbate with no problems.
> Utopia for JF would be a world full of parents manipulating their
> little boys' penises.
>
> 10. Ewww! This guy is sounding more and more disgusting by the
> minute! Are you sure about all this stuff?
>
> Yes, you can check the google archives for yourself. There's over a
> decade full of Mezei trolling in there.
>
> 11. How can I find all that out, doesn't he change aliases all the
> time like all trolls do?
>
> Of course! See the appendix below for a list of many of his known
> trolling aliases.
>
> 12. So where does this guy get so much time to troll, doesn't he
> work?
>
> Ha ha ha! JF hasn't worked a day in his life! He's an adult baby, a
> grown man who still lives at home with mommy and sleeps all day and
> trolls the newsgroups all night. In his free time when he isn't
> trolling he likes to ride his bike down to Dorval Airport and race the
> planes down the runway in his bike.
>
> 13. That seems strange, is he mentally ill or something?
>
> Bingo! JF is a boy in a grown man's body. Psychologically he never
> got past the age of 13 and got stuck in a world of bathroom humor
> (i.e. "pull my finger!") and locker room antics that he has never been
> able to outgrow.
>
> 14. Speaking of locker rooms, I heard he has a sexual fetish about
> them, is that true?
>
> Yes! JF goes to the gym not to work out but to watch men in the
> locker room. He loves to post about the male sexual organs he has
> seen in locker rooms over the years, especially his unnatural
> obsession with foreskins. He stalks the men in locker rooms trying to
> measure how much foreskin they have, or how little is left if they
> have been circumcised. He gets extremely excited when he spots a case
> of phimosis.
>
> 15. Oh my Gawd, this guy is nuts! He should be locked up in an
> insane asylum!
>
> Yep, JF is certifiably insane. He lives in a black helicopter / tin
> foil hat world where others are out to get him. The key to
> understanding JF is that he sees himself as a VICTIM. To JF the world
> is out to get him, especially the USA. Victimhood is what JF is all
> about.
>
> What seems to have sent him over the edge was when the Canadian rail
> system was "killed", in his words. He used to be a major train nut,
> spotting trains, writing down their numbers and chasing them down at
> the train yard like a good freak. Then he turned his attention to
> aviation. Major events that made him fall head first deep into the
> abyss were the bankruptcy of Canadian Airlines and their subsequent
> takeover by Air Canada (whom he sees as evil). So paranoid is he that
> when an Air Canada plane crashed he claimed that Air Canada employees
> went lurking about in the night with buckets of white paint to cover
> up the Air Canada markings. He saw that as symbolic of a cover up of
> the crash investigation. He has never recovered from this.
>
> 16. Where else does he hang out, I want to avoid him!
>
> His main haunt on usenet is comp.os.vms, a newsgroup dedicated to some
> ancient, arcane, obsolete piece of vax crapware that nobody has taken
> seriously for decades. JF hangs out there with other misfits and
> social dropouts who share his psychological traumas, crying for the
> good old vax days of yore. It's really pathetic!
>
> 17. Where else does he hang out?
>
> can.internet.highspeed, alt.cellular.fido, and a few other geeky
> computer groups. For a while after the Shuttle Columbia disaster he
> invaded the sci.space groups, sci.space.shuttle in particular, and
> trolled it relentlessly with the anti-American, conspiracy theory crap
> he's so famous for. But they ran him off that group and he had to go
> crawling back to comp.os.vms with his tail between his legs, licking
> his wounds.
>
> 18. It sounds like comp.os.vms is the only group he respects and
> doesn't troll.
>
> Pretty much. For a megatroll like JF it's impossible not to troll, so
> he slips in troll bait every now and then, but by and large he
> respects comp.os.vms, and, more importantly, he tries to hide his
> trolling activities from them so they won't find out what a major
> netkook he is.
>
> 19. Wow, sounds like he should be exposed so they will know what kind
> of psycho he is!
>
> Exactly. Feel free to post all his trolls to comp.os.vms. And while
> you're at it post them to can.internet.highspeed and alt.cellular.fido
> too. And to alt.usenet.kooks, a group for the likes of JF, and
> news.admin.net-abuse.usenet.
>
> 20. What else can I do? Is there an abuse address?
>
> Yes, you should send complaints along with copies of his troll posts
> to:
>
> abuse@teksavvy.com , dnsadmin@teksavvy.com
> abuse@teranews.com
>
> You can also call directly, troll free, 1-877-779-1575.
>
> TekSavvy Solutions Inc.
> 330 Richmond St., Suite 205
> Chatham, ON, Canada
> N7M 1P7
>
> And feel free to distribute this FAQ freely. Post it to newsgroups,
> email it to people, you may host it at your own website, send it to
> newspapers and magazines that do Internet articles or anything to do
> with Montreal or Canada, etc.
>
>
> *** APPENDIX ***
>
> List of some of the many trolling aliases used by Mezei over the
> years. This is only a partial list, he has so many it's impossible to
> compile a full list.
>
> jfmezei@teksavvy.com
> jfmezei.spamnot@teksavvy.com
> jfmezei@istop.com
> jfmezei.spamnot@istop.com
> jfmezei@videotron.ca
> jfmezei@vl.videotron.ca
> nospam.jfmezei@videotron.ca
> "jfmezei"@videotron.ca[nospam]
>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.com>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.net>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.org>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.info>
> nobody <nobody@nobody.int>
> nobody <nobody@nothing.nil>
> nobody <nobody@null.dev>
> Lorenna Bobbit <lbobbit@ginsu_knives.com>
> Lando Calrisian <Lcalrisian@empire.org>
> muklak <muklak@eskimo.net>
> Sheep skin <sheep@station.au>
> snowy squirrel <squirrel@nest.tree>
> Conspiracy Theory <conspiracy@theory.org>
> Lou Raccoon <L.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
> Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
> Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
> Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
> Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
> Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
> Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
> Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
> Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
> Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
> Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
> Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
> Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
> Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
> Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
> Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
> Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
> Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
> Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
> Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
> Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
> Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
> Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
> Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
> Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
> Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
> Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
> Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
> Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
> Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
> Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
> Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
> Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
> Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
> Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
> Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
> Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
> Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
> Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
> Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
> Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
> Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
> Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
> Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
> Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
> Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
> Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
> Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
> Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
> Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
> Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
> Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
> Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
> Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
> Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
> Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
> Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
> Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Thirsty Raccoon <T.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
> Johnny Raccoon <J.Racoon@wilderness.org>
> Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
> Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
> T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
> Q <queue@continuum.net>
> Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
> Ronald Wilkerson <wilkersonr@sympatico.ca>
> John Balterman <j.balterman@sympatico.ca>
>
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