Re: Noah didn't fill the ark with gay animals

From: Pat Flannery (flanner_at_daktel.com)
Date: 02/25/05 

Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 17:26:56 -0600

Joe Strout wrote:

>
>That's a reasonable idea. Ooh, and if they include some cameras in the
>bedrooms and showers, they could make a reality show out of it,
>offsetting the cost of the mission via advertising and marketing
>spin-offs.
>
>

Can we send Paris and Nikki Hilton to Mars? Better yet, can we send
Paris and Nikki to the Sun? ;-)

>
>
>>Despite being a Godless Communist hellhole, China does come up with some
>>good things. I believe it was Mao who came up with the plan to have planes
>>full of young, married, educated Chinese always in flight (about 50,000) so
>>that in the event of a nuclear holocaust, a core cadre of Chinese would be
>>available to rebuild society. Similarly, if some kind of disaster occurred
>>while a fertile young married couple was in space, they would be able to
>>land and repopulate the Earth. It only took Noah and his family a few
>>centuries to do this. It's a small insurance policy that NASA should pursue.
>>
>>
>
>All right, I give up. This paragraph is funnier all by itself than
>anything I can think of to add!
>
>

Someone's been watching "Moonraker".

Pat

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