Scotty launched by rocketship into suborbit for only $495

He could have gotten the same thrill for a lot less money on a one-way
sub-orbital SU-25 jet plane ride. Zoomed up to about 75000 feet and his
ashes dumped overboard, the Russians would have accommodated his space
happiness just fine for a fraction of the cost.

For $495, group rate, a full body ride could probably be arranged whereby
his whole corpse could have been dumped in the Artic Ocean from the upper
stratosphere along with about a dozen others for company.

I think the Russians might be able to handsomely profit using this business
model to satisfy this new body disposal fad.

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